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Clovis, New Mexico

Joe ZimmermanBy Joe ZimmermanOctober 13, 2026Updated:October 30, 20261 Comment6 Mins Read
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Excellent Crap Hiding in Plain Sight

When most people think about vacation destinations, Clovis probably doesn’t immediately come to mind.

That’s a mistake.

I only spent a short time there, and I left feeling like I’d barely scratched the surface of what the town has to offer.

Clovis isn’t flashy.

It isn’t trying to be the next big tourist hotspot.

It doesn’t have giant mountains, casinos on every corner, or enough souvenir shops to bankrupt a cruise passenger.

What it does have is character.

And sometimes that’s better.


The Crap at a Glance

At first glance, Clovis feels like a working High Plains town.

Railroad roots.

Agricultural roots.

Air Force roots.

A downtown that’s seen better days in some spots.

But spend a little time walking around and you’ll start noticing something else.

History is everywhere.

Music history.

Railroad history.

Military history.

Archaeological history.

And more antique stores than I thought could realistically fit inside a single city.

Unfortunately, I didn’t get enough time to really dive into the history side of Clovis.

After reading more about the region later, I realized I probably could have spent an entire weekend there without running out of things to do.


The Archaeology Is Kind of a Big Deal

One thing I completely underestimated about the area is how important it is archaeologically.

The nearby Blackwater Draw site is not just some local historical marker.

It’s one of the most important archaeological locations in North America.

This is the site that helped establish the famous Clovis Culture and fundamentally changed how archaeologists understood the earliest people in the Americas.

That’s not small-town history.

That’s world-history-level stuff.

The people who gave the Clovis Culture its name literally took the name from the nearby town.

If you’re the kind of person who enjoys museums, archaeology, geology, paleontology, or just learning weird facts that make your friends regret asking questions, this area is worth exploring.

After reading about it, I’m actually annoyed I didn’t dedicate more time to it.


Downtown Clovis

Downtown Clovis surprised me.

Some buildings are thriving.

Some storefronts are empty.

You can absolutely see economic ups and downs reflected in parts of downtown.

But what struck me most was that it still felt alive.

There are communities all over America where downtown feels abandoned.

Clovis doesn’t feel abandoned.

It feels like it’s still trying.

And honestly, I’d rather see a downtown fighting than one that’s given up.

The railroad heritage is also impossible to miss.

You can feel the connection between the town and the tracks that helped build it.


Antique Heaven

Now let’s talk about the important stuff.

The antiques.

I don’t know what happened in Clovis to create this situation.

Maybe there was a city council meeting years ago where somebody proposed opening an antique store and everyone collectively decided:

“Let’s open seventeen.”

Whatever happened, the result is impressive.

I’ve visited plenty of small towns.

I’ve visited plenty of antique stores.

I’ve never seen a town that felt better for antiquing than Clovis.

You could easily spend an entire day bouncing between shops and still leave convinced you missed half of them.

Whether you’re looking for old signs, vintage furniture, collectibles, old tools, western memorabilia, or random objects whose purpose was forgotten sometime around the Eisenhower administration, you’re probably going to find something interesting.

Possibly several somethings.

Possibly enough somethings that your vehicle starts riding lower on the trip home.


The German Bakery Incident

Every trip needs a story.

This is mine.

I stopped at a local German bakery and grabbed a hot cup of coffee.

The coffee was excellent.

The atmosphere was excellent.

The pastries looked excellent.

Then I saw coffee cake.

Now, when most Americans hear “coffee cake,” we immediately picture a delicious cinnamon-and-streusel-covered pastry that was specifically designed to make diets fail.

Apparently Germany had other ideas.

What arrived was an actual coffee-flavored cake.

A cake containing coffee.

A cake that took the name completely literally.

To be clear, it wasn’t bad.

It just wasn’t what my brain had prepared for.

If you’re expecting American coffee cake, prepare for a surprise.

If you’re expecting a cake that takes coffee very seriously, you’ll probably be thrilled.


More Than Just a Stopover

This is probably my biggest takeaway from Clovis.

A lot of people pass through.

A lot of people stop for the night.

A lot of people treat it as somewhere between Point A and Point B.

I think that’s underselling the town.

Between:

  • Blackwater Draw
  • Railroad history
  • Norman Petty Studios
  • Buddy Holly connections
  • Cannon Air Force Base history
  • Museums
  • Downtown shopping
  • Antique hunting
  • Local restaurants

You could absolutely build a weekend around Clovis.

And after doing more research, that’s exactly what I’d do.


What I Didn’t Love

Let’s be fair.

Not every block is thriving.

There are parts of downtown that show their age.

Some vacant storefronts are impossible to ignore.

You can tell that Clovis has experienced some of the same economic challenges facing many rural and mid-sized communities across America.

If you’re looking for a polished resort town, this isn’t it.

Clovis feels authentic because it actually is authentic.

That means you get the rough edges along with the charm.


Why I’d Go Back

The older I get, the more I appreciate places that have a story.

Clovis has stories everywhere.

Stories beneath the ground.

Stories on the railroad tracks.

Stories in recording studios.

Stories in old storefronts.

Stories in antique shops.

I feel like I only got a preview of the city.

The next trip would absolutely include Blackwater Draw and a deeper dive into the history that put Clovis on the archaeological map.

And probably another visit to that bakery.

Now that I know what coffee cake means.


Final Thoughts

Clovis isn’t trying to impress anybody.

That’s part of its appeal.

It’s a working city with real history, real people, real businesses, and enough hidden gems to reward visitors willing to slow down and explore.

The archaeology alone is worth attention.

The antiquing scene is outstanding.

The downtown has personality.

And the local businesses are the kind of places that make road trips memorable.

I expected a quick stop.

What I found was a town I’d actually like to revisit.

That’s usually a pretty good sign.


Poop Score: 💩💩

2 Out of 4 Poops – Good Crap

Why?

Clovis doesn’t have the immediate wow factor of some destinations, but it rewards curiosity. The combination of surprisingly important history, excellent antiquing, local character, railroad heritage, and nearby archaeological significance makes it much more interesting than it first appears.

Come for a night if you must.

Stay for the weekend if you’re smart.

And remember:

Coffee cake may contain actual coffee. 💩☕🏺🚂

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