Browsing: Satire
Local man relieved to learn mysterious obstruction in upper field of vision caused not by degenerative eye disease, but by…
WASHINGTON — On the eve of Election Day, millions of exhausted Americans reportedly gathered around their televisions Monday night, filled…
WOODLAND PARK, CO – What initially appeared to be a cheerful text announcing his niece’s upcoming wedding in Italy was…
Would you come to lunch with me?The meal is free.My treat, you see. No, I would not come to lunch.I’d…
Labor dispute escalates after goats discover six-foot fence was apparently based entirely on the honor system. BROOMFIELD, CO — Production…
What began as a routine attempt to see whether Google had indexed one of his travel articles reportedly deteriorated Sunday…
“I spent 25 years thinking this song had no purpose,” local man reports. WOODLAND PARK, CO — After decades of…
FORT WORTH, TEXAS – In a touching display of holiday generosity immediately undermined by a highly specific exclusion, a local…
Statement immediately praised, condemned, misquoted, clarified, walked back, and described as “deeply concerning” by people who may or may not…
Executives describe announcement as “significant,” decline to elaborate on significance, announcement, company, or something. CHICAGO, IL — In a development…