Last Updated: October 2026
Welcome to ShouldIBuyThis Crap.com (“the Site,” “we,” “us,” or “our”).
By using this website, you agree to these Terms of Service. If you don’t agree, that’s fine. Close the tab and go do something productive… or at least less questionable.
1. What This Website Is
Should I Buy This Crap? is a website featuring:
- Product reviews
- Travel guides
- Satirical articles
- Humor pieces
- Opinion content
- Recommendations
- Information we think is useful
- Information we think is funny
- Occasionally both at the same time
Everything on this website is provided for general informational, educational, and entertainment purposes.
2. Opinions Are Still Opinions
The reviews, ratings, rankings, recommendations, complaints, compliments, sarcasm, poop scores, and various bad decisions documented on this website are opinions.
Just because we loved something doesn’t mean you will.
Just because we hated something doesn’t mean you will.
Humans are weird like that.
You are responsible for your own purchasing decisions, travel plans, financial decisions, life choices, and impulse purchases made after reading this site.
3. No Professional Advice
Nothing on this website should be considered:
- Legal advice
- Financial advice
- Medical advice
- Tax advice
- Engineering advice
- Investment advice
- Relationship advice
- Any other type of professional advice
If you need actual professional guidance, please consult an actual professional.
The fact that we wrote something confidently does not magically make us experts.
4. Travel Information
Travel conditions change.
Prices change.
Hours change.
Roads close.
Weather happens.
Governments do government things.
Businesses disappear.
Sometimes entire attractions decide they’re closed the exact day you arrive.
While we do our best to provide accurate information, you are responsible for confirming:
- Hours of operation
- Admission fees
- Reservation requirements
- Weather conditions
- Road conditions
- Local laws
- Safety requirements
Please don’t drive across three states and then blame us because a museum decided Tuesday was a good day to close.
5. Product Reviews
Many reviews are based on:
- Personal ownership
- Hands-on experience
- Research
- User feedback
- Industry information
- Historical information
- A concerning amount of time spent reading forums
Products can change over time.
Manufacturers update designs.
Quality changes.
Features disappear.
New versions appear.
Your experience may differ from ours.
That’s normal.
6. Affiliate Disclosure
Some links on this website may be affiliate links.
If you click one and buy something, we may earn a small commission at no additional cost to you.
This helps fund:
- Website hosting
- Research
- Travel
- Coffee
- More coffee
- The occasional regrettable purchase made in the name of science
Our opinions are not for sale.
If a product sucks, we’ll still say it sucks.
7. Satire And Humor
Some content on this website is satire.
Some is parody.
Some is sarcasm.
Some is completely ridiculous.
If an article appears to describe a woman fighting her front door for six hours while her neighbors provide play-by-play commentary, that’s probably a clue.
Not everything is intended to be taken literally.
Use common sense.
If common sense is unavailable, ask a trusted adult.
8. User Conduct
When interacting with this website, you agree not to:
- Violate any laws
- Attempt to hack, damage, disrupt, or abuse the site
- Post spam
- Post malware
- Impersonate other people
- Harass others
- Do generally crappy things
We reserve the right to remove content, comments, or users at our discretion.
Life is too short for internet nonsense.
9. Intellectual Property
Unless otherwise noted, the content on this website, including:
- Articles
- Reviews
- Photography
- Graphics
- Logos
- Branding
- Original content
belongs to ShouldIBuyThisCrap.com
Please don’t copy entire articles and pretend they’re yours.
That’s called plagiarism, and nobody likes that crap.
Reasonable quoting with attribution is generally fine.
10. Third-Party Links
We link to other websites.
Those websites belong to other people.
We cannot control:
- Their content
- Their security
- Their accuracy
- Their business practices
- Their terrible design choices
Visiting third-party sites is at your own risk.
11. No Guarantees
This website is provided “as is.”
We make no guarantees regarding:
- Accuracy
- Completeness
- Availability
- Reliability
- Suitability for any purpose
We do our best.
That’s the guarantee.
12. Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, ShouldIBuyThisCrap.com, its owners, writers, contributors, affiliates, and anyone foolish enough to help run this circus shall not be liable for any damages arising from your use of the website.
This includes:
- Lost profits
- Failed purchases
- Travel problems
- Missed reservations
- Technical issues
- Emotional distress caused by discovering your favorite product received a poor poop score
You use this website at your own risk.
13. Changes To These Terms
We may update these Terms from time to time.
If we do, we’ll update the “Last Updated” date at the top.
Continuing to use the website after changes are posted means you accept the updated terms.
14. Contact
Questions about these Terms?
Contact us through our website’s contact page.
Please do not mail us broken products, angry squirrels, cursed artifacts, or screenshots proving we were wrong on the internet.
Final Legal Summary:
Use common sense.
Do your own research.
Verify important information.
Enjoy the articles.
And remember that the poop score is a highly sophisticated scientific rating system that definitely wasn’t created by a guy making poop jokes on the internet. 💩