Month: October 2026
When you pay nearly $2,500 for five nights at Caesar’s Palace, expectations begin to creep upward. Not unreasonable expectations, mind…
Labor dispute escalates after goats discover six-foot fence was apparently based entirely on the honor system. BROOMFIELD, CO — Production…
What began as a routine attempt to see whether Google had indexed one of his travel articles reportedly deteriorated Sunday…
Buying a washing machine shouldn’t be exciting. It’s a box that fills with water and spins your underwear around. Nobody…
We have dogs. This means we also have dog hair. Everywhere. On the couch. On the blankets. On our clothes.…
There are purchases you make because they’re exciting. A new guitar. A vacation. A ridiculous television. Maybe a new car.…
Major appliances occupy a special category of consumer spending. Nobody wakes up Saturday morning thinking: “You know what would really…
Colorado’s annual autumn tradition combines spectacular scenery, crisp mountain air, golden aspens, and approximately the entire population of Denver attempting…
“I spent 25 years thinking this song had no purpose,” local man reports. WOODLAND PARK, CO — After decades of…
FORT WORTH, TEXAS – In a touching display of holiday generosity immediately undermined by a highly specific exclusion, a local…