Year: 2026
“I spent 25 years thinking this song had no purpose,” local man reports. WOODLAND PARK, CO — After decades of…
FORT WORTH, TEXAS – In a touching display of holiday generosity immediately undermined by a highly specific exclusion, a local…
Statement immediately praised, condemned, misquoted, clarified, walked back, and described as “deeply concerning” by people who may or may not…
Executives describe announcement as “significant,” decline to elaborate on significance, announcement, company, or something. CHICAGO, IL — In a development…
Humanity has accomplished extraordinary things with technology. We split the atom. We landed people on the Moon. We built a…
All of the News Barely Fit to Print There is already plenty of serious news in the world. Wars. Elections.…
The modern computer is one of humanity’s greatest inventions. It can perform billions of calculations, render entire virtual worlds, simulate…
Human beings have been cleaning things since the first caveman looked around his cave and thought: “Jesus, this place is…
For most of human history, cooking was fairly straightforward. You had fire. You had food. You put one near the…
The guitar is a remarkable instrument. Six strings, a piece of wood, some magnets, and enough emotional baggage to keep…